that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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