I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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