Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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