Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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