i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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