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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(516): View more from New York

I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.

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(925): View more from California

I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Hi, my name's audrey!

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Max?

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Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.

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(916): View more from California

i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.

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(561): View more from Florida

It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.

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(315): View more from New York

Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is

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