We won't sleep together?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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