why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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