I heard we made out
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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