Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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