It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
