I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
honey bunches of taint.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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