how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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