Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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