i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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