i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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