You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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