We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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