I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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