You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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