no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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