epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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