wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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