you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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