what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
