i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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