you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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