Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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