Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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