Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
How's work?
Spinning.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There's even glitter on my cock...
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