We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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