Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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