He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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