I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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