Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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