please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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