I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I would fuck him just for his dog
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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