I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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