I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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