Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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