Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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