I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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