Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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