i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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