You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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