This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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