She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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