Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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