please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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