Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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