Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This baby is an asshole
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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