carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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