I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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