I love black thongs
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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