last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Never joke about your clitoris.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize