arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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