that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Houston, we have a squirter
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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