the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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